Socially awkward penguin in action.
It just swims away in abject horror. SHIT SHIT SHIT I FUCKED IT UP SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.
#double bitch face #hahha #ho fudging ho
i MUST ATTRACT A MATE WITH MY MATING CALL
WHERE IS MY MATE
A MATE HAs beEN ATTRACTED
THEY USE THE CHARMS OF RAD SHADES TO RECIPROCATE YOUR SEDUCTION
all i want for christmas is
bye my feels
I WASNT THE ONLY ONE THAT FUCKING NOTICED THIS SHIT? LIKE EVERYONE ELSE JUST LET THIS SLIP BY THEM AND I WAS WAILING IN THE THEATER NO THANKS BYE
i literally had to sit in my seat and process the meaning behind that line and i wanted to die
you were there when i cried why didnt you hold me
I saw this and couldn’t resist writing it.
are you a god
have you ever stopped liking somebody that you liked a lot and suddenly notice that they are a shitty person and realize how blinded you were by how much you liked them
I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker
DANIEL FUCKING RADCLIFFE EVERYBODY
God I love him.
YOU PERFECT HUMAN BEING.
petition for jennifer lawrence and emma stone to co-star in a movie as lesbian zombie hunters
28 thousand notes, somebody call hollywood
Over 60,000 hey is that Hollywood I hear?
Yes, this is hollywood
hi hollywood, this is dad
Did they just disappear a troll out of this plane of existence?
*seductively crawls out of hell*